Thursday, October 13, 2011

be honest!

True dating story: coworker-i get to rest didn't know who she was so I texted her girl: I'm here at the bar between 2 guys cw: looks over doesn't see her girl: texts him to ask what's taking him so long. Cw: decides to call girl, he sees her pick up and heads for the door. Girl: I thought u were here cw: umm who are girl: what do u mean cw: you don't look like the girl in your pic girl: that's me when I graduated college cw: your 43, 2kids later and 300pds #done.com

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