Friday, September 23, 2011

I'm on the phone!

True story: so I'm the bathroom stall and decided to listen to my vm. When I came out the lady says to me: OMG, I'm hearing voices..did you hear that it was multiple voices me *blank stare*

Friday, September 2, 2011

Hii you doing?!

True story: its pride weekend in GA so my coworker tells me she wears a size 11 and couldn't get any shoes due to tranny festival me: huh her: girl this man asked for a size 13 uggs lady: sir you'll have to go to the men section man: omg I don't know what size I wear in mens I've never had to buy men shoes she said he had a complete melt down *pause*