True dating story: coworker-i get to rest didn't know who she was so I texted her girl: I'm here at the bar between 2 guys cw: looks over doesn't see her girl: texts him to ask what's taking him so long. Cw: decides to call girl, he sees her pick up and heads for the door. Girl: I thought u were here cw: umm who are girl: what do u mean cw: you don't look like the girl in your pic girl: that's me when I graduated college cw: your 43, 2kids later and 300pds #done.com
True story: so I'm coming out the ladies room and the workers are on the roof (hence its loud) my worker says hello so I lip sync hey how are you her: I can't hear you me: lol her: did I really fall for that? Hahaha
True story: so I'm about to go into the ladies stall and a coworker comes in yelling: whoa I got some spray for in here it stinks right start spraying: me: omg motioning.. I think its her in the other stall pointing her: spray on and walks out. When the lady left I cracked up...#lightamatch
