True story: coworker and I were discussing traffic her: girl it was bad it took me 2hrs to get from 30th st to childrens hospital and I had to go to the bathroom. Me: I jokingly said "you should've had a girl cup" lol her: no girl I pulled over got my depends out the trunk, my toliet paper and wipes and I put the depends under me and went to the bathroom. Me: *BLANK STARE*
True story: so I get off the phone with a client and I turn around and see "butt cheeks" me: yoooo coworker: huh me: you flashed me pull your pants up him:oooooooooo I'm sorry it happens often me: witw *_*
True story: I'm on the phone with a coworker and I sent out an email per our conversation. I tell her to respond and press "reply all" her: do I type it in the email or subject line? Me: NO! Hit reply all from the email I sent. Her: but what about the other people? Me: that's why your hitting "reply all" I haven't rec'd this email yet!! *_*
GM true story: I walk in the office and instead of "gm" my coworker walks by me and says "you have skinny legs like me" *pause* #SECURITY!!!!!!
True story: coworker says I was watching the ray charles movie the other day me: umm hmm her: what's the name of it again me: "RAY" *_*
True story: dude @ work got a relocation position he said when he gets a gift card everybody gets a bagel I said no you have to say it the Oprah way "YOUR GETTING BAGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS" hahahaha #imnext
True story: so my coworkers asked "how much longer do you all have?" I say for? She's like omg 4 months/weeks/days. I said no for as in FOR? She replies oh so u don't know when, nope but I do know I'm booking a plane ticket somewhere to relax enjoying my #layoff
