Forty!

True story: It's about 4:45pm and some people were leaving the office me: I'm about to leave I got my 40. Coworker: 40 dollars, 40 and she went on and on me: with the confused looked said hours, 40 hours!!!

"smile"

True story: I say geesh its too darn cold in here. Coworker stands up and says rather loudly whew my girls are cold closing up her jacket. Everyone turns around like what did she just say. Another coworker said her girls are smiling, I said well you have to buy protective smile gear, never let them see the girls smile lol #suchanoutburstoflaughter

Declined!

True story: coworker sends me an email to check out an order which did not ship my response: the credit card declined you'll have to get another before it ships. coworkers response: F* maybe its because I didn't put his middle name in the system. Me: *_* and tilts head (typing) I don't think a middle name will decline a credit card?? #mortified

Bird flipper?!?!

True story: so I'm walking away from where my coworkers sit she says: what up piejac me: I throw up the peace sign (index and middle fingers) my other worker does the same except she forgot to use her index finger and starts apologizing frantically lol me: what happened as I didn't see it her: she shows me what she did lol sorry I still can't tell ya where I work lol

Are you hitting on me?

True story: so I walk in this am coworker says: gm you look nice in blue. Me: oh thanks. an hour later she says again this time standing over me: you really really look nice in blue. Me: I'm sorry are you "hitting on me?" Her response: no jacqueline I'm not bleepin gay #___________

What year are you in!

True story #2 client calls in and she needs an invoice after 10mins trying to find it I said: what's your fax? Her: ***-***-1352, whew 1352 was a good year! Me: I'm sorry her: I said 1352 was a good year me: blank look if you were here in 1352 who am I speaking to!!! #tooearlyforthis

2 Hours!!

True story: so I am responsible for a client who requires formatted "spreadsheets." A coworker says: Oh that's a piece a cake I do it all the time for my biggest client and it literally takes me 2hours" another coworker pulls me aside and says: "did she say 2hrs" is she crazy?? that's very long for a piece of cake? Me: well I just wanted her to hurry up and avoid her spitting in my face lol she has a tendency to SWT (spit while talking) #done.com